i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I smell like Dick and happiness
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