we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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