I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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