tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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