3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
