i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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