doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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