i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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