like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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