thus making me awesome and them whores
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
