I'm drive I can fine osifer
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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