So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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