Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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