real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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