I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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