You're completely useless in the revolution.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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