Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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