Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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