I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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