If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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