We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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