i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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