I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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