I like to think it a success when the cops are called
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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