you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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