that's an acceptable place to lick
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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