i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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