i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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