so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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