Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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