69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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