I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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