Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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