i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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