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Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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