Kiss
Puke
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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