sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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