i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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