First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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