yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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