Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Randomize
