North Korea, Best Korea!
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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