U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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