Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I love having hate sex.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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