your thong is hanging out like whoa
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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