I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
tell me about the fingering
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