That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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