does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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