She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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