Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
She's the barista slut.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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